ZOMG Kern, we already cured cancer!!

Oct 05 2010 Published by under [Et Al], [Medicine&Pharma], crazy talk

Look, this CancerVaccineTM can somehow DILATE TIME in order to cure tumors in an hour over the course of 36 days!!!!!!!!

No more need to unreasonably berate modern scientists for how they spend their time!!!!

Seriously--this is the kind of spam I get in my work email. Wow, got any more buzzwords to add there, folks?

5 responses so far

  • Robert says:

    You're lucky. All I get is spam that promises to promote growth rather than retard it.

  • Raven says:

    Make-your-own vaccine kits? Sign me up!

    Seriously, this is at least 20 kinds of awesome. I can definitely tell that the before and after mice are the same animal.

    Giant liposomes! Cancer stem cells! Booga booga!

  • Pascale says:

    Most of my spam thinks that I am a guy with a small penis that doesn't function well. Curing tumors, even in un-cuddly nude mice, sounds positively glamorous.

  • queenrandom says:

    I got that one last month! I like how the tumorase magically increases the magnification!

    Phase 1: Tumorase
    Phase 2: ????
    Phase 3: CURE ALL TEH CANCER!!!!!!!!

  • Genie says:

    Your's are far better, may they reflect one's niche or something. Most I get are increase size etc.

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